Patrick J. B. Simmons
Artist | Hobbyist | Design & Interfaces

United States

In my own words:
I am idiosyncratic, a Traditionalist Catholic with libertarian political leanings, six feet two inches tall, an extremely proud Eagle Scout, an avid skier, a video gamer, an enthusiastic web designer, a music lover, a vodka snob, a Linux user, a philosophy nut, a sucker for underground and foreign films, a tea junkie, a bit of an ass, and a mostly o.k. guy.

I am not a communist, a utilitarian, or a Mac user.

In the words of others:
"No matter what else happens, you can always count on Pat Simmons to be a dick."
-Christopher "Quezon" J.F.X. Simmons

"Patrick, you're sort of a dick."
-Daniel Krishnan Louis Sadasivan

"Leg guns remind me of Patrick because they're sexy and they shoot people. Just like Patrick."
-Mike Little

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