I am an idiosyncratic Traditionalist Catholic, an extremely proud Eagle Scout, an avid skier, a video gamer, an enthusiastic web designer, a music lover, a vodka snob, a philosophy nut, a tea junkie, a bit of an ass, and a mostly o.k. guy.
"No matter what else happens, you can always count on Pat Simmons to be a dick."
-Christopher "Quezon" J.F.X. Simmons
"The man, the myth, the legend: Mr. Patrick Simmons."
-Dr. Travis Curtright
"Leg guns remind me of Patrick because they're sexy and they shoot people. Just like Patrick."